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YEAH BUT
NO BUT

Welcome to the Little Britain fan club!

This page is in for some serious editing...soon...

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"Britain, Britain, Britain, Land of diversity. There are men with moustaches and men without. Eggs are cooked in a variety of ways. But what of the people of Britain? What do they? Who is them? And why?"

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It's obviously one of the best shows on TV! <img:http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/travesmilies/flaggen1/smilie_flagge3.gif>

[C]H[A]R[A]C[T]E[R]S

"If you want to buy a pet, you go to a pet shop. If you want to buy a pet shop, you go to a pet shop shop. If you want to buy a pet shop shop you're just being silly."

Vicky Pollard

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Social worker: “So where's your baby vicky?”

Vicky: “Yeah but no but no but Carly found a pube in her lasagne, and Darren said he was gonna go to third base with Amber but that was RUBBAAASH and don't listen to Amber. I like Amber but she ain't my friend so you better talk to Amber but I dont know her. Anyway, I dont know nuffin' so SHUT AAP!”

Social worker: “All I want to know Vicky is where your baby is...?”

Vicky: “Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD."

Social worker: “OH MY GOD!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!"

Vicky: “I know.... they're RUBBAAASH!!"

Little Britain!-Vicky Pollard

[~*~*~*~*~]

If you have a verruca, and would like to share it with others, then why not pop down to your local swimming pool?

[~*~*~*~*~]

Emily Howard

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'You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats...and shit.'

and...

Florence

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[~*~*~*~*~]

Dafydd Thomas

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'It's so hard being the only gay in the village.'
'You're probably not gay at all... ...you're probably just a little bit poofy'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Lou and Andy

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'Yeh, I know'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Margorie Dawes

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'And because it's half the calories... ...you can eat twice as much'
'Wellll Sccrrreeeeeww Yooooouuu'

Little Britain!-Marjorie Dawes

[~*~*~*~*~]

Kenny Craig

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'Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under.'

[~*~*~*~*~]

The Prime Minister and Sebastian

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'He was looking at you … like he loves you.'
'Be gentle with me prime minister.'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Sir Bernard Chumley

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'Yes, lost the use of her legs...
of course I look back on it now and laugh'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Dennis Waterman

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'They want me to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon'
'Mr. Mac Beff is a naughty man... Doo doo doo doo doo... He gone and killed another man... Doo doo doo doo...I have a good idea... Just thou keep me near...I'll be so good for the Scottish play'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Anne

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'Eh...eh...eehhhh'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Ray McCoonie

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'I leave ye with a riddle.. ...I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ...I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly... ...What am I?'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Harvey

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'Bitty...'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Dame Sally Markham

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'Chapter 1...the end.'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Bubbles de Vere

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'I'm winking darling'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Rachel and Nicola

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'Oh yes, I can see the family resemblence'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Doug

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'You're a junkie, you're a loser, you're scum. Go on, get out of my sight... Stay where you are...'

[~*~*~*~*~]

Judy and Maggie

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'Please Maggie, she's just a child'

O[T]H[E]R [C]H[A]R[A]C[T]E[R]S

~Mr Cleaves
~Edward and Samantha
~Boris the Babysitter
~Mrs P and her dogs
~Pianist
~Rod and Joan
~Doctor Lawrence and Doctor Beagre

[L]I[N]K[S]

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=pregmannursery
Find out which character you are...and 'yehessss'...I'm Ray Mcoonie!

Don't know what Little Britain is?? Shame on you! Use the links to find out what you've been missing!
http://www.davidwalliams.com/LittleBritain.htm
www.littlebritain.tv
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/littlebritain/index.shtml
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain

BITTY!

[P]A[G]E[S]

Little Britain!-Emm, members and shit
Little Britain!-World Record Attempts
Little Britain!-The Big Amazing Page
Little Britain!-Favourite 'Catchphrases'
NEW!! Little Britain!-Who do you love? NEW!! -A poll! WOOT!
Little Britain Contest=By the one and only [Keii]!
NEW!! The Matt and Dave Fan Club NEW!!

[M]E[M]B[E]R[S]

Run along to Little Britain!-Emm, members and shit to join, dudes.

Right, to stir some interest in this, I'm putting the poll here! Do it...!!!

695) Who is your favourite character in Little Britain? (Administrator: [Blasphemous Rumours])

Number of voters: 52
* a) Vicky Pollard
Number of votes: 12 (23%)

* b) Emily Howard
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* c) Florence
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* d) Daffyd Thomas
Number of votes: 5 (10%)

* e) Lou Todd
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* f) Andy Pipkin
Number of votes: 10 (19%)

* g) Marjorie Dawes
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* h) Kenny Craig
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* i) Michael (Prime Minister)
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* j) Sebastian
Number of votes: 8 (15%)

* k) Sir Bernard Chumley
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* l) Dennis Waterman
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* m) Anne
Number of votes: 5 (10%)

* n) Ray McCooney
Number of votes: 3 (6%)

* o) Bubbles De Vere
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* p) Dame Sally Markham
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* q) Harvey Pincher
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* r) Rachel
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* s) Nicola
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* t) Doug
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* u) Judy
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

* v) Maggie
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* w) Boris the Babysitter
Number of votes: 2 (4%)

* x) Des Kaye
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* y) 'Crocodile' (heh)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* z) Other (A lesser known character)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

* A) None, I hate Little Britain. I'm only here and voting because, well, yeah...
Number of votes: 1 (2%)

Good bike!

2004-12-26 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Wooot!

2004-12-26 [Blasphemous Rumours]: BITTY!!! Haha! That one's just disturbing!

2004-12-26 [Alfirin Lindlea]: "Nana bitty" -- soooo wrong!

2004-12-26 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I know!!! Bad thing was I was drinking milk (cow's milk...) when I saw that the first time...

2004-12-26 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Aww no!!! Poor you lol! Ooh I'll have to dig out the pictures of the Little Britain party we had for my brother's 18th - it was awesome!

2004-12-26 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Aw wow!!!

2004-12-26 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Hehe it was amazingly fun. All the guys came as Daffyd lol. I went as Kenny Craig, my brother as Emily Howard, and another guy as Tom Baker when he was Doctor Who.. ooh good times!

2004-12-28 [cobwebb]: great page :D

2004-12-30 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Thanx ^.^

2004-12-31 [RedHorizon]: this is a truly awsome wiki

2005-01-01 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: minty page!!!

2005-01-01 [lordjoesnow]: wow! what an amaizing page!!!

2005-01-01 [lordjoesnow]: add me! :D please

2005-01-01 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: hmmm ok im Daffyd Thomas on the test lol erm........ that makes no sense!

2005-01-02 [Alfirin Lindlea]: I'm anne! Eh-eh-ehhh

2005-01-02 [lordjoesnow]: ok my fattys

2005-01-02 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Well I'm Ray Mcoonie...YEHHHHSSSS!!! And thanx 4 all the complements about the wiki ^.^

2005-01-02 [Zantia]: can i join? ^.^ ilove little britain and this wiki is excellent^.^ great job

2005-01-03 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Yeah of course. BTW you can't use the banner...the guards deleted it coz it has 'celebrity pictures' in it...grrrr...I made it!

2005-01-03 [Zantia]: okies ^.^ yay ^.^

2005-01-03 [lordjoesnow]: ahwwwww cant you make a banner which has some1 u know dressed as daffyd thomas??? lol

2005-01-04 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Sadly I can...

2005-01-04 [lordjoesnow]: :|

2005-01-04 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: you can????

2005-01-04 [Alfirin Lindlea]: yeah... got loads of pictures of us dressed up...

2005-01-04 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: lol u shud use em as a banner then! lol

2005-01-04 [Alfirin Lindlea]: well i'll have to get permission from everyone - lol could take a while

2005-01-04 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: lol oh well, its worth a try!

2005-01-04 [Blackeyedv]: "Can I have another one, just to take the taste away?"

2005-01-04 [Blackeyedv]: Yay! It worked!! Well done on the Wiki. Andy would be very proud!! xxx

2005-01-04 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Yaaay!

2005-01-05 [lordjoesnow]: :D

2005-01-05 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I'll try and make a banner without pics of them in...i'll TRY and draw my own. Any suggestions for what I can put on the banner with won't be breaking the rules? (Och rules)

2005-01-05 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: anything thats "art" lol or just words!

2005-01-05 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Yeah...i was thinking of doing one with all the 'catchphrases' on it but theres too many good ones! It drives me mad!

2005-01-05 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: do a good one from each character!

2005-01-05 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I'll have to do a poll/vote on here, see what everyones favourite is.

2005-01-05 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: okey dokey!

2005-01-05 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I'll add another page and force people to go and fill it in!

2005-01-05 [Blasphemous Rumours]: People with the DVD!!! On Lou and Andy's bit on the character selection on Disc 1...does it come up with 'Do you want to crash the disc'? Or is it just mine?

2005-01-05 [lordjoesnow]: :|

2005-01-06 [Blasphemous Rumours]: ('',)

2005-01-06 [Orgasmo]: (_")

2005-01-06 [lordjoesnow]: :O

2005-01-06 [LAURALOVE.]: hi

2005-01-06 [LAURALOVE.]: it doesnt say tht on my DVD

2005-01-07 [lordjoesnow]: oh...irt dosnt on mine either!!!

2005-01-07 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Man! It's so annoying! Maybe it means I'm special :P Well at least thats what my doctor says

2005-01-07 [lordjoesnow]: :D speshul!!!!

2005-01-07 [Orgasmo]: "my name's jim... but ma momma calls me speshul"

2005-01-08 [lordjoesnow]: hehehe

2005-01-09 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Haha! So how are you all today?

2005-01-09 [Alfirin Lindlea]: dead

2005-01-09 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Oh...well thats not really a good sign

2005-01-09 [Alfirin Lindlea]: not at all.. stoopid revison =(

2005-01-09 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Well I did my coursework, which took me years during my CHRISTMAS hols may I add, and I've done it all wrong. I'm gonna complain about that retarded teacher...grrr

2005-01-09 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Yeech! Coursework = poopy... especially over Christmas

2005-01-09 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Do you know how to start a letter to the head to complain about a teacher? I'm thinking of beginning with 'Dear Bastard' like on LB

2005-01-09 [Alfirin Lindlea]: lol! Something like Dear *insert their name* I'm writing with you concerning the conduct of *insert name here* ~ I HATE THEM AND I WISH THEY WERE DEAD! Yours Sincerely, *your name here*

2005-01-09 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Heh!!!

2005-01-11 [lordjoesnow]: :P lol...im scared of next year cos ill be revising over christmas..my friend was revising everyday and i cudnt beleive how involved she cud get...wow! super woman! lol

2005-01-11 [Orgasmo]: yeh well!

EXAMS SUCK

2005-01-11 [Blasphemous Rumours]: They're just pointless!

2005-01-11 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Damn straight they do... but mine are over now....

2005-01-11 [lordjoesnow]: lol mine r in april :P

2005-01-11 [Alfirin Lindlea]: Yeah I got em june as well

2005-01-11 [Orgasmo]: lol mine are in 2 weeks! got em in may too :( uni suck ass at times!!!

2005-01-11 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: interesting people...............

2005-01-12 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Of course we are!

2005-01-12 [Blasphemous Rumours]: BTW I made another banner which had better work. When I'm next online at home I'll attempt to upload it...

2005-01-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: whoooooooo!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-12 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I will go get it now...well...soon...

2005-01-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: ok!

2005-01-12 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: whooooooooooooooooo its dudey!!! lol

2005-01-12 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Why thankies!

2005-01-12 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Shaz!!!

2005-01-12 [Alfirin Lindlea]: That's awesome!

2005-01-13 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Thanx! It's a bit fuzzy though

2005-01-13 [Orgasmo]: its all good dear :D

2005-01-14 [crying thorns]: halo people

2005-01-15 [lordjoesnow]: :Dbrill banner and hi person..and the rest of you

2005-01-15 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Shazzy dahling!! Can u put the banner in ur house instead of just a link??? Don't hit me *cowers*

2005-01-19 [lordjoesnow]: yeh just put < IMG:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/51033_1105560738.jpg> on ur description but with out the space at da start

2005-01-20 [crying thorns]: ok will do..

2005-01-22 [lordjoesnow]: :D

2005-01-22 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Danke dahlingo

2005-01-23 [lordjoesnow]: huh

2005-01-23 [Orgasmo]: im assuming it means thank you darling...?

2005-01-23 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: yeah well that makes the most sense.......

2005-01-23 [Orgasmo]: like a rubber chicken roasted over and open fire!

2005-01-23 [Blasphemous Rumours]: lol! Anyway...things don't have to make sense here in this little insane asylum which we call a 'wiki'

2005-01-23 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: oh well thank god for that then!

2005-01-23 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Lol yeah!

2005-01-24 [lordjoesnow]: yeh i no

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: well thats good for me then.. nothin i say makes any sense just ask caz!!

2005-01-24 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Heh I did the quiz again and now I'm Anne!

Eh, eh ehhhh

2005-01-24 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: lol

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: because it does..... thats who i got..

2005-01-24 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I'm not surprised Shaz...honestly!!!

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: why's everyone nasty?

2005-01-24 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Awww I'm sorry! *hugs*!

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: *huggles bac*

2005-01-24 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Shaz...do u know that Paddy (stoner one...urrgh) gets

BITTY

from Anna??? LOL!

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: stop it caz thats nasty *shakes finger*

2005-01-24 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Honestly...it's true...

2005-01-24 [crying thorns]: stop it..... tiz not very nice... but i will forgive you...... im going to get food now bye bye xxx

2005-01-25 [jobby]:

OH MAN I LOVE DA CAKE

2005-01-25 [Blasphemous Rumours]: Jobby!! Hey!

Anybody? No? Dust? Anybody? No? Dust?

2005-01-25 [Keii]: XD

2005-01-25 [Blasphemous Rumours]: I'm having a hysterectomy...goodbibe!

2005-01-25 [crying thorns]: ok have fun

2005-01-25 [Blasphemous Rumours]: yeh...it'll be great fun...

2005-01-25 [jobby]:

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes dont look around the eyes. Your under. You will buy all of my drinks tonight, and like it. Three two one, and your back in the room.

2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: jobbys on here aswell?

2005-01-26 [jobby]: damn straight

2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: mac beff was a naughty man, do do do do!

2005-01-26 [crying thorns]: ahhhhhhhh

2005-01-26 [Keii]: I leave ye with a riddle.. ...I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ...I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly... ...What am I?

2005-01-26 [jobby]: jelly

2005-01-26 [Keii]: Ye know too much

2005-01-26 [jobby]: People flock to scotland in there tens

2005-01-26 [crying thorns]: i like scotland..

2005-01-26 [jobby]: thats wat the guy says in little britain, i thought we were quoting little britain

YEAH BUT NO BUT